The Fishcast - Jerma Streams Seaman (Long Edit)
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2025
- From Jerma's Seaman stream (3/12/2019): • Jerma Streams - Seaman
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Fishin' politishin.
Note (1): This edit was requested by Josho.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD.
Correction:
2:48:24 It turns out that Jerma did eat a hot dog on stream. Check • Jerma's Dark Souls III... the link in the description.
![Old Jerma Streams [with Chat] - Seaman](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4PBGtI3Ooo0/mqdefault.jpg)
A Timeline of Important Historical Events according to Jerma:
-1776: Renown 1400s Italian explorer Christopher Columbus signs the Declaration of Independence
-The British invade America, but are repelled.
-America gains its independence.
-Two big wars happen between lots of countries
-The computer comes out
-AOL becomes the first company to offer internet
-Netscape the browser becomes Mozilla
-Faster internet is created
-Everyone loses their minds
-Present day.
I do not want to be an asshole... *But* I like how nothing of notoriety happened between the independence of the USA and 2 World wars, not even the US civil war that wasn't that important for the rest of the world as, you know, electricity, which he mentions that is better than the computer and was made in the 20th century ( it's surprisingly old, discovered in the 1760 and used by James Watt.
Alexander Graham Bell should have named his invention the "Talk-O Bell"
great
this is true
Real
Something about Jerma panicking and trying to get a dying digital fish abomination that barely speaks English to understand a concept of heaven and feel peace in its final moments actually made me a little emotional. He’s such a kind soul
It's both touching and terrifying :)
If only he truly existed on our corporeal dimension :)
@@coryman125 touching and terrifying: truly the essence of what Jerma is all about lol
@@bigbeefscorcho you know, somehow you're right
It really makes up for the mutilated bodies that were found in his dumpster!
Can’t believe he missed the Seaman calling him Pookie when he was calling him Garfield. Pookie is Garfield’s stuffed bear!
Bro who knows that
@@MrJack8700 garfheads
@@MrJack8700 r u named after a SOAD song?
@@lambsauce5312 hey Mr Jack. Is that the mouthwash in your eyes?
@@ZinkyStinky in a gadda da vida with the bart
Start of the stream: "Whats your birthday? :3"
End of the stream: "What do you think about School Shootings Mr. Elbertson?"
I thought you were joking 💀
"I'm gonna teach him the alphabet... A..." *looks down at notes* "B..."
Seaman cold-reading Jerma's height insecurity was absolutely hysterical
pfp goes hard
@@guyofwarwickyour pfp sucks dick
@@happynewyear001neither does yours
2:14:20
@@bro...5849
Your pfp says you are 3 years old
DEVOUT streamer attempts to teach SUBHUMAN AQUATIC MONSTER concept of CHRISTIANITY in order to prevent FISH PERDITION
lol dogbert avatar
when did this happen
Jerma calling countries anthems "theme songs" is Jerma behavior
Omg I do that!!
Glad you pointed out it's driving me crazy 😭
the cut to future jerma talking about how his old chair sucked is so funny lol
This fish game was my first exposure to Jerma. It was a random recommended video with clips from the stream, but at the time I wasn’t aware that it was from a stream. I didn’t even know what a stream was, so the format of the video was alien to me. He would talk at the camera and have back and forth conversations with imaginary people. Sometimes he would freak out or have mild bursts of anger towards the camera. He ate a pizza and bragged about it to no one. He put a microphone in his mouth and then ran away because of germs. The way he spoke to the camera, all I could think was “This guy hates his audience.” Very unhinged first experience, 10/10 streamer.
Jerma was also the first streamer I ever watched for more than a few seconds, and it honestly kinda ruined every other streamer for me a lil bit. It’s like never hearing music before and then hearing the most beautiful, fucked up sounds you’ve ever heard, then trying to go back to any other music but it’s never gonna compare. I like a handful of other streamers but Jerma is my Main 1000%
Knowing he's a streamer doesn't make him less unhinged, though, so really the end result is more or less the same.
@@bigbeefscorchothe My Bloody Valentine - Loveless first listen experience
i love this comment
@@bigbeefscorcho same. I can’t stand other popular streamers the only other streamer I watch is this one that only averages around 20 viewers. Literally everyone else is so boring to me
1:26:54 it killed me when the seaman interrupted him to call Jerma a virgin cuck and insult his masculinity. This game is fucking wild.
When does he call him a cuck?
3:37:54 The tadpole tells jerma to cope and touch grass. Seaman is savage.
Isn't this like a children's game lmaooo?????
yeah but jerma said he was 33 so maybe thats why. i think its like teens-adults thouh @@m0ddotrar
@@m0ddotrardefinitely not??
* nibbles on pizza like the politest little mouse you've ever seen *
"God I'm the most disgusting human being on the Earth"
"put down the knife"
"is your significant other in the room with you right now?"
it’s actually crazy how many lines this old game has depending on what you say.
AFTER GOING "HEY, GARFIELD!" AT 1:15:33 , THE GILLMAN (GARFIELD) REPLIES "Thanks, Pooky!" WHICH IS A CLEAR REFERENCE TO THE CANON GARFIELD'S TEDDY BEAR "POOKY"
HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?
What the fuck
when seaman asked jerma about politics you could see the pain in his eyes
seeping into my bloodstream
Is Jerma actually a communist?
@@fieryonion6343 he is god
The religion question.. then he repeats the answer anyway 😂
Fence sitter Andy
i fell asleep to this. imagine when i woke up early morning i heard two voices. one who in my drowsy state didn't recognize as jerma and the other an old man. here he is, continuous philosophical questions answered by a mysterious voice was enough for me to break my drowsiness to check where the noise was coming from. imagine my surprise when its actually jerma and a fucking fish with a mans face and not two demi-gods communing with one another
Try harder to be subversive, I'm sure the things you like don't hurt the world :]
Censorship is what I expect when people don't like hearing the truth ;]
It was two demi gods
"don't even use your garbage disposal, it's fuckin scary" you love to see jerma constantly referencing his deadly fear of electric devices that reside in your kitchen
I'll admit tho as a canadian I'd probably be terrified of a garbage disposal too, I've never seen one in person I'd react like a caveman hearing a blender turn on
I have one and I’m from Scotland the blades are actually really far down in mine so there’s never really a reason to put your full arm down it 😂😂(they are pretty loud tho)
No they are actually za youd mess with them samson
when i learnt about sink garbage disposals i was terrified
You aren't going to get hurt from one unless you intentionally stick your arm in and then flip the switch (which is usually located on the wall or sink, somewhere out of the way.) And even then I feel like there are safety features that would kick in. I think modern ones are pretty quiet too.
@@PointsofData no there are no safety features and they are all very loud. It's just an electric motor vibrating your entire countertop/wall/fuckin HOUSE cause it has enough power to demolish chicken bones n shit.
The fish's dated obsession with the computer is so beautiful. I don't know why I love it so much it's not nostalgia it's just the concept
I can't believe the seaman instruction booklet states that we live in a society
him trying to teach the baby seaman is so cute😭
Ikr 😭
34:03 I think it's adorable that he's trying to say words a child would like
He's so sweet
I couldnt stop laughing at it
@@Levi-dk2yl creep
"Good afternoon!"
**Says word that sounds like "Burglar" and "Burger" at the same time**
This stream needs to be mandatory jermamite viewing
We don't deserve skye
Along with Sorcery
The full stream, not this.
I thought we were jerms
This, the lord of the rings two towers and simpsons hit and run are definitely mandatory watches just to purely understand how insane this streamer truly is.
I was expecting Lifeline levels of voice recognition but this really blows that out of the water. Genuinely impressed by how well it picks Jerma up and how much it can talk about.
Now imagine how we felt playing this in 2000! Unreal.
I didn’t expect the Seaman to be such a philosophical entity
4:49:14 I love the slow, curious looking up and the head turn that Jerma does the moment he hears "poor, disturbed kid". It's like, "Wait a minute, where is this going?" followed by exactly what you expected.
every so often the universe forces me to watch the jerma seaman stream again but at least this time its only 6 hours and not 12
How do you watch 12 hours of jerma sea man
@@jackstanfield6317 a combo of brainrot and love for this silly little man
No, no let him speak he has a point.
@@jackstanfield6317 how do you not watch 12 hours of Jerma play Seaman?
@@BunkoValentine For real, if anyone knows then send help. I'm trapped!
I never wanted to hear someone share my hatred of daylight savings as much as Jerma. Fucking great guy, lol
I also happened to watch the Columbo episode with Nimoy in it a couple nights ago so this is some wacky timing
Are you also afraid of ovens tho? I'm more afraid of the gas canisters themselves
@@katzea.a7880 I would be afraid of a gas canister *inside* an oven
it sucks
Only stream my girlfriend peeked in on me watching, she had never been exposed to him at all after an hour or so i leaned over and asked her what she thought of him, she replied " he's a bit deranged isn't he "
Even people with no exposure to jerma think's he's deranged
is she british
@@citrusblast4372 theyre not real
@@citrusblast4372 oh god no... we're Australian. The slightly more tan, less stabby stabby, more shouty shouty british update
My mom’s main question after I showed her some clips of Jerma was “why is he like that?”
jerma and frogman tuck their hair behind their ears at the same at 4:44:25
Like father like son
congratulations your comment was so funny it was screenshotted and put on tumblr!
i came here from that post :3
@@neccturtle NO WAY :O i’m honored.
@@neccturtlecan you share the post? :3
@@Isabeltherati tried sharing it twice.
both times it got deleted i think.
i don’t think links are allowed, so i’ll see if just saying it is allowed!
i saw the post on Punkitt-is-here’s blog on tumblr.
i also (shameless plug im sorry) reblogged it on my own blog which is linked on my own channel lol
im so sorry i can’t link it
im also sorry for the delay 😭
i assumed the replies appeared, but ive come back to check and it vanished from my very eyes.
my replies were sent to the shadow realm sorry
1:26:54
"I want to na-"
Seaman: you fucking VIRGIN
And jerma just lets him interrupt 😭😭
the parts where Jerma has to black out the audio on the more trickier questions feels like a movie scene where a gang guy puts a person underwater while they're still talking when they don't get the answer they want
idk what's funnier - the seaman calling Jerma a virgin or pointing out how he's insecure about his height
1:18:02 I love how he was about to do a bit but was shocked by the guy talking about the fish killing each other
the guy? it's Leonard Nimoy!!!!
The full seaman vod was my first ever jerma stream. I fell asleep around 2 hours in and was I was drifting in and out of consciousness throughout the night. I was fully convinced the rest of the stream was a fever dream because of how outlandish it was.
I had to rewatch the entire thing for peace of mind only to realize the insane things I assumed I dreamt up were actually real things that happened
this is so funny to me
4:54:26 it’s very telling that when asked about his spiritual beliefs his mind immediately goes to Otto :)
im absolutely losing my mind over his response to "would you say youre very spiritual?" being "no, no i mean- sometimes me and my dog like, connect"
pausing the game for reflection after the bad touch had me crying with laughter
Gillman: “*gibberish*”
Jerma: “IN 1776, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS-“ 1:01:15
25:03 The one person who wanted a clip of Jerma milking a cow is probably freaking out right now
that was me mb
1:14:48
"whats your name?"
"DEATH! 😄"
this really tripped me out after the seaman literally cannabalized his two brothers
I remember falling asleep to this stream behind my computer desk, dreaming about naked fish-amphibia men living in my kitchen, and frantically waking up to him still playing the game, talking with these frog freaks.
Nevertheless, wonderful work on the edit!
I love how whenever Jerma plays a game for this long his accent always come through
especially when he's getting unreasonably angry. he sounds just like my family thats out in boston 😭
when Jerma talks about how streaming changed him from the old RUclips days, i like to think that journey started here. it’s like a psychopath origin story.
Every single person was saying he is attractive and he was pretending that only 60% thought he was
2:46:39
Jerma ate some of a raw onion on Critikal's stream months ago. Maybe that one guy in chat was a time traveler.
Wtf
That’s the only explanation
I like that anytime Jerma accidentally has a picture of himself naked in the OBS cache he is in the exact same position as he currently in
Skye please make sure you’re going to therapy or getting the proper help needed after having to edit this.
Don't worry, I made sure to do the mental preparation mentioned in the instruction booklet.
Don't worry, they still have the padded cell reserved from back when the jump king edit came out
I fell asleep to this and woke up suddenly at 4 am to jerma's "peasant hair" rant. For some reason i thought my uncle had called me at 4 am and proceeded to spend the next 5 minutes talking to jerma as if he were my uncle, asking him questions like "so is it 4 am for you too? or is it a different time zone?" wondering why he was only responding to me with random silly voices and comments.
The Virgo roast by some sentient man fish was uncalled for 😂
32:36 reality sets in for jerma
45:23 new keyboard reveal
1:22:33 jerma makes a parallel with seaman and ben shapiro
1:36:35 boomer levels rising, jerma recalling the early days of the internet
1:50:14 jerma recalls spotting the vroomer while walking otto
1:55:46 throats the mic lmao
4:44:25 political fishcast starts
The keyboard rant hurt my soul.
1:10:15 bad Touch bad touch
2:18:50 the seaman admits to having watched jerma's zex tape
Oh my god! Finally, an abridged version of this series of streams!! It was a real slog to sit through the full ones I’m ngl. I love Jerma, but it was a lot of dead air lol
It was actually just one long stream
Source: I survived the Seaman stream
@@sheeshore I wasn’t there live but I remembered watching it for like 11 hours but I wasn’t sure if I was watching a VOD someone spliced together of smaller VODs or if the madman really just sat there and Seaman’d for almost half of an entire calendar day. I shouldn’t even be surprised lmao
I'm leaving this comment just to say "thank you" for all the videos you have made over the years. I have had cancer (desmoid tumors) since I was 15. I am mostly stuck at home due to the combination of illnesses, chemo, and surgery complications I am still living with. I can get really bored at home, and your edits of Jerma are the exact thing I look for. Having essentially full streams with all the "downtime" cut out is great, and I can't imagine how many hours you've spent putting these together. I hope you have people in your life able to understand how hard you're working. Just know that a sick guy on the internet really appreciates it!
Holy shit, thank you. Stay safe.
Idk much about cancer but I hope stuff gets better.
I hope everything you’re going through gets easier, and that you’re able to make a full recovery ♥️ I wish the best for you
Aren't desmoid tumors noncancerous? I hope you can feel better at least for some time with Jerma :) Wishing you the best
@@inknosecataccording to a quick search, they are benign but real aggressive and usually treated by cancer specialists. mordantpotency, i hope ur doin well and being taken care of out there ❤
It just goes to show how good of a streamer jerma is when the EDITED video of a 12 hour stream is over half the length of the original stream. And while he's playing some fish game. Absolute phsycopath.
those two seamen are gonna get swooped by a hawk 17 minutes after leaving the tank
hawk tuah
hawk tuah
hawk tuah
hawk tuah
talk tuah
1:26:56 is by far the funniest thing Seaman has said so far, it caught me so off guard 💀
Go in no ho
His face when it said “bad touch bad touch” LOL
1:10:15 for anyone curious
I would have started freaking out if when Jerma started saying "You aren't real."
That stupid fish started spouting some philosophical rant like "Reality, is subjective. From my point of view staring out the other end of this glass you aren't real."
Edit; What the fuck I didn't expect it to actually take this route.
LMAOOO
that final tapping segment actually made me feel like i was losing my mind
hearing the baby voices turn to grown men was terrifying for me
Not even a teenage voice lol
I miss baby fish
Actually jealous of your patience to edit a stream like this lmao
"im not even streaming anymore, this is just 'Frog Has A Fucken Podcast'"
there's something unsettling about the sentient fishman asking "what's your favorite video game?" as its sibling it sucked the life out of floats lifelessly behind them
Jerma getting all excited and giving a lil nod to the chat when he finally can flex on the fish
Those political questions from Frogman were the wildest few minutest of gameplay footage I've ever seen in an early 2000s game.
the cut to jerma saying his old chair sucked was gold 🤌🤌
One of the most bizarre and interesting games I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching, played by one of the most bizarre and entertaining people I know, edited by one of the best and most talented Jerma editors. Life is good.
Mental streamer talks to fish for 11 hours, now in condensed format
This stream was such an experience, watching Seaman's questions grow more and more philosophical and personal, then seeing Jerma get more and more flustered with each answer.
I'd quit this game in the first 5 minutes but somehow watched this entire stream
Fun fact: the voice actor for seaman also played the main character in Deadly Premonition
Zach you gotta hear about this
SEAMAN IS FRANCIS YORK MORGAN?
There's this wise fish speaking through, Zach
10:02 "potential porographic consequences" is very funny to me
1:55:49 one of the best parts of the stream. when jerma freaks out about shoving the dirty mic in his mouth.
fell asleep during this and woke up at around 4:28:00 to jerma saying, in the most mundane voice, "i love you" over and over. i thought god was talking to me
“Thanks Pookie” - Garfield
49:30 loved the way he looked at jerma right after saying that
I woke up around 3:15:35 and until I could fully realize what was going on, this stupid sound kept playing and even happened in the dream I was having
dude i felt bad when the seaman asked what jerma disliked most about himself and he muted to say height.
this went from taking care of a fish dude to a raving frogman's podcast
2:48:24
He ate a hotdog during a darksouls 3 stream when fighting Darkeater Midir. I remember him commanding the summoned chat members with a mouth full of hotdog.
I don't know why i remember this.
Oops, I completely forgot about that moment. Thanks for pointing that out.
Wow. Comparing this video’s length to the full unedited version, half of this stream really is just Jerma turning the Dreamcast off and on again
Honestly I now have a weird appreciation for this game. I originally thought it was a joke game made by weirdos but the way sea man talks is interesting and sometimes insightful and I'm always wanting to know what happens next.
aside from the 90% of times when he has no idea what jerma's saying and just gets mad at him for being loud lmao
This is the first Jerma video my husband ever showed me and I’ve been mesmerized by this man ever since. I now come back to this vod every few months
It really is a shame that the sequel to this game never got a western release, I hope one day Sega will rectify this
time for me to become fluent in japanese
I'm not sure why it was so funny jerma described breathing as nuclear fusion
Seaman was one of my favorite games as a kid. Getting to experience someone else experiencing it for the first time like this, with a group, it kind of magical. I appreciate you putting this together
Probably one of the most iconic streams, thanks for all the effort!
5:36:10 honestly the only time i heard Jerma produce a melody that isn't ear piercing
he's literally making the sound that Denchuhs from My Singing Monsters makes lmao
the term "fever dream" gets passed around too much but this truly is the exact definition of a fever dream. i cant believe this game exists.
i remember this stream very fondly. i had landed with a mild fever and i was bedridden. when jerma said his girlfriend's birthday was 9th of april i was kinda surprised because it was also my birthday. that night, everytime i went to the bathroom to throw up i'd keep thinking "oh my god, am i jerma's girlfriend? where's jeremy?" good times.
That's cool but Seaman has my birthday down to the year
I really appreciate the "3 years later bit" and he is sitting in an egg chair, lol
27:13 jerma has zero understanding of chemistry, which is why he uses mechanical weapons like meat grinders rather than chemical weapons.
27:12 Truly we cannot begin to understand the inner workings of this man's mind
jerma panicking and getting so flustered when asked about what he thinks of himself is too real
this entire stream is so surreal
Jerma is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen lmao
Jerma describing where his oven is located as “down” made me realize he’s on a second or 3rd floor and not in a basement like I previously assumed
just picturing jerma as a new dad, staring down a fresh out the womb infant just commanding "English. English. Learn English!" over and over
i just noticed this but i think it’s really funny how jerma asks seaman about politics in the beginning of the stream and once seaman actually asks him his political stances around the end jerma is just silently dying over it lmao
THANK YOU. 11 hours of pure pain.
Sick with the flu, this vod is the only thing keeping me alive right now. Thank you. 😷